Don't Point That Accusing Toe At Me


I'm a person. Im an aspiring author, hence I try to write things. I also live in South Carolina.

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

Posted 3 hours ago With 233,410 notes

mrcomatoseoverthr:

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

Posted 3 hours ago With 64,774 notes

sofalcondone:

a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh

Posted 3 hours ago With 655,997 notes

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

Posted 11 hours ago With 809,183 notes

fake-mermaid:

petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows

Posted 12 hours ago With 58,258 notes

morrissarty:

bellatrixissexy:

Why does France have so many revolutions?

i asked a french guy once and he just said ‘we are angry at literally everything’

Posted 12 hours ago With 229,798 notes

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

Posted 13 hours ago With 48,532 notes

Cap visits a school assembly and they have him lead the pledge of allegiance but "under God" wasn't added until he went under the ice so he doesn't know that part so he doesn't say it and the next day all the headlines say "CAPTAIN AMERICA FORGETS GOD" and FoxNews freaks out.

@hoodiecap

bootycap:

oh my god

Posted 13 hours ago With 27,908 notes

I totally have the jimmy neutron hairstyle down

I totally have the jimmy neutron hairstyle down