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101-girl:

I went for a run and collected a leaf now I’m meant to be studying leaf veins and xylems but I think my veins are leaf veins

Oh hey look at what i found

douchestrider:

lyxdelsic:

"girls dress too revealing now days" says the teenaged boy with his pants pulled down to his knees and muscle shirt so big you can see his nipnops

nipnops

Posted 1 day ago With 89,543 notes

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

Posted 1 day ago With 6,995 notes

katsofmeer:

things that would make avengers 2 better:

  • sam wilson
  • sam wilson
  • another sam wilson
  • literally every character is sam wilson
  • anthony mackie plays every single character
  • it is never discussed or explained
  • trillion dollar box office hit

Posted 1 day ago With 7,662 notes

genies:

the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have a bad episode like i waited a week and u give me this shit 

Posted 1 day ago With 101,424 notes

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

What?

nobody say a word

alternative-pokemon-art:

alternativepokemonart:

I wish I could use Substitute during my exams at school..

WHY DIDN’T THIS GET MORE NOTES IT’S HILARIOUS

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

Posted 1 day ago With 145,986 notes

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

Posted 1 day ago With 393,167 notes

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

arcana21:

s-tu:

s-tu:

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

i need this framed on my wall

Posted 2 days ago With 178,773 notes

lydiamartinbanshee:

harry potter tho

the-cumberqueen:

petition for Avengers 2 to be a musical and the only person who doesn’t know its a musical is Tony

Posted 2 days ago With 55,388 notes