scottpilgrirn:

mecto—amorous:

consistentlyaverage:

mecto—amorous:

two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all

So basically lesbian wall.e?

#is it even 100%certain that wall.e is a guy anyway

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED

(via were-the-freakin-winchesters)

So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

(via thechimeraresistance)

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

(via assvengrrs)

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

(Source: hhlil, via the-perks-of-being-fangirl)

things straight ppl say in movies

  • girl: what are you doing?
  • boy: something i should have done a long time ago

hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

(Source: psycologics, via neptunerism)

ginsengandhoney:

been seeing a lot of posts lately along the lines of ‘don’t treat trans n queer identities like trends!’ implying that people who choose to be trans or queer is a bad thing lmao please stop

people who choose to be trans or queer are just as valid as people who do not have a choice, please remember that

seeing people exploring their gender and sexuality is a good thing! please don’t be a turd

(via brendanpinsky)

fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
image

(via stilesandhisalpha)

princeowl:

ranglelica:

smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see

(via sailorchestnut)

penguintim:

um sweetheart I have a gay friend so I think I’m entitled to speak on behalf of the entire LGBT community sweetie :)

(via neptunerism)